My list of accidents, mishaps and other little problems is bound to grow as time goes by and if the number of people visiting the site grows and the membership increases then I will let you have more. If the membership doesn't grow to immense proportions then one could ask what would be the point, so please tell everyone to drop by the site and if they want to hear more about my adventures and misadventures then become members. Some might say that it goes without saying, but like a true evangelist I will say it anyway, you have to send money, all you can afford to help me continue my good work and as a consequence live a wonderful lifestyle, oops I have gone too far, evangelists wouldn't mention the lifestyle bit.
Everyone has accidents don't they? It is just that I have more accidents than others or so it would seem, and for some reason best known to Humans, my accidents apparently amuse some people, I suppose that would be the Humans who have a little bit of evil in them, so I expect that is most Humans then!
Still as it is easier to sell things to people who are laughing I thought that I would make you all laugh every so often at some of the things that have happened to me, and as I am sure that my little accidents haven't stopped happening, I will let you know what happens in the future as it happens, assuming that I am able to.
There is one condition though, if you laugh at me, then it is only right that you pay for that privilege, or that is what I think, so do either donate some money to yours truly or buy one of the fine products that I have personally selected for you, I am sure that you will get used to my taste, eventually.