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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 117 of My Captivity:

It goes without saying that I have been up for a while, but I don't feel too tired, my back hurts too much for that, and I have been sneezing as well, not just normal sensible sneezes either, I have been sneezing so violently that my knees go weak and the room spins. I don't feel well at all!

I had a bit of a sleep on the Sofa earlier and now that I have woken up at least I feel a little warmer, but the trouble is I think I have a temperature and to feel a little warmer is not good, is it?

My back still hurts and although it is nowhere near as uncomfortable as it was, it is not something I would wish on many people - that should be, it is not something I would wish on anyone, but hey my back hurts!

I think that I am going to try and go back to sleep, I do wish that someone would light the log fire and then I could curl up in front of it, but I am not that fortunate. The Human Captors are out, with the Dog and the Parrot, who sadly has made a full recovery from his recent trauma, is mimicking my sneezes and laughing.

The only thing I can do is to lie on top of the television, which luckily is still warm after the morning dose of mindless breakfast television.