Travelogue Mode
Welcome to The Cat's World!
Fireworks in The Cat's World

If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 123 of My Captivity:

There was great excitement today, the builders, the decorators and the carpet fitters all turned up together, for a mass telling off by the Male Captor, well I don't think that is what they thought that they were turning up for, but it is what they got, and they were none too happy about it I can tell you, and an enormous fight ensued, which was one sided and fascinating to watch.

The Male Captor was outnumbered completely, well the Dog, it has to say, was on the side of his master and I am pretty sure that it was in no small way due to his growling, teeth baring and general snarling that the combined forces of the builders, decorators and carpet fitters didn't end up resorting to a bit of 'knuckle arguing' to settle the dispute in a 'manly' way.

The Dog shocked me, I have to be honest; he was like one of those famous rap stars who are weighted down by several pounds of bling and have an attitude as bad as their breath, or is that his breath - don't know and don't care actually!

The Dog decided that if the builder's, decorator's and carpet fitter's alliance was going to start getting the agreement going with some slapping, then he was going to bite a few of them and counter their points of principle with a few points of his own, namely his Canines.

Things were getting heated with the Dog and the Male Captor miles ahead in the red faced shouting at the top of your voice competition, when suddenly the Dog was left making all of the noise on his own, and took full advantage of the centre of the stage to press his argument home.

...