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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 284 of My Captivity:

The Good Samaritan, I heard about him on Sunday, (it is the day that follows Saturday in the Human week, Humans like to name the twenty fours of daylight and darkness but weren't imaginative enough to think of more than seven names so they repeat them every seven days, yes I know but what can you do, they are only Human after all!)

Sorry that bit of information is for my Feline readers, I would be even more impressed with Samaritanism, if I knew exactly what a Good Samaritan was and where they come from, all the same it got me thinking, can Samaritans actually practice Samaritanism, I doubt it, because I don't think that their country exists any longer and so there aren't any good or indeed bad Samaritans left in the world, in fact the news gets worse, well for Samaritans at least and those who they might have helped I suppose there aren't potential good Samaritans either, well not ones born in Samaria. That is because nowadays Samaria is called the West Bank and there doesn't seem to be a lot of Samaritanism going on there towards their neighbours or indeed from their neighbours.

Still there is one good thing about being a Good Samaritan today and that is you get a capital letter applied automatically at the beginning of the word 'good' when it is applied to a Good Samaritan, I have no idea why, but even the American spell checker (which would not have a capital 'g' even if it was a good spell checker) built into Microsoft Word said that a Good Samaritan should have a capital 'g' at the beginning of good when used in conjunction with Samaritan, still after writing ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine words in your Diary the spell checker goes a bit wobbly which is sadly yet another of its limitations.

However what this all proves is of course just how dotty the English language is if it proves anything at all that is.

In fact the English language has been used to bamboozle people and occasionally entire nations almost constantly since the English decided that they would invent, steal and generally construct their own almost grammarless language and deliberately make it one that could cope with constructing sentences that can mean anything to anyone at any time.

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