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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 136 of My Captivity:

I woke up a little while ago and didn't get up, and now I have just noticed that I must have dozed for probably two or three hours (or horus as I typed, but changed because I didn't sleep with two or three Egyptian Gods).

Something occurred to me as I wrote the word 'Gods' and was thinking about Dogs and Gods, well Gods of the Egyptian variety and Dogs of the non-deity variety, and what occurred to me was that 'God' is Dog spelt backwards if you see what I mean, and for that matter the same applies to Dog and God, I wonder if there is any connection there?

You don't suppose that there is a connection do you? Wouldn't that be terrible if all Dogs were Gods, especially if they were looking in a mirror! Now what an off putting thought that is. Just imagine if Dogs ruled Heaven, because they weren't really Dogs but Gods, what on earth (if that is the right expression here) would heaven be like.

My imagination started to run away with me as I explored that thought. There would be a lamp posts every few yards, and thousands of neat heaps of freshly dug soil, each with a bone buried close to the surface to be easily discovered by the casual sniffer.

Worse still, well for Humans at least there would be millions upon millions of Gods on leads, taking endless walks in all weathers, unless heaven is a sunny place all year round that is!