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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 132 of My Captivity:

This is embarrassing, I know it is embarrassing because it is happening to me, I have to stress that it is the first time it has happened to me though, I promise, paw on my heart!

I am sure that what is happening is going to make people laugh at my expense and frankly that is never a nice thing to do, is it?

Oh it is all very well to laugh at some other person or Cat or even funnier to laugh at their misfortunes, but when it happens to you as they say, 'the shoe is on the other foot.'

Yes another more or less inexplicable and confusing English saying, which although it sounds reasonably sensible and accurate, unless you happen to have paws or indeed you are very unfortunate and only have one leg and therefore are short of the corresponding number of feet on which to put shoes, it is still incomprehensible at best; or at worst just completely insane!

I suppose that is why there are so many words in the English language, so that they can invent more and more abstract sayings to pour words into!


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