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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 1 of My Captivity:

'Please help me I am being held a prisoner against my will!' There that should do it, now where do I float the bottle? Mmmh there seems to be a problem with this message in a bottle business, nowhere to launch the bottle!

Still at least I have discovered that I can write a message and if I can write a message there is no telling what I can achieve!

The word, they say, is mightier than the sword, and I haven't got a sword, but I can write about my imprisonment and that is good? Isn't it?

Whatever happens to me at least if I write about it, I can keep my sanity and not talk to myself, but then, isn't writing a form of talking to one's self - that is worrying! Then again if someone reads what I write at least I will have achieved something and I may just get rescued and that would be nice!

Note to any reader! Yeah right! Who am I kidding? No one will read what I write, because in my vast experience of Humans they all seem to be in league with my Captors, which means that I will never get out of this joint.