If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
I had something of a surprise today and although generally one could describe it as a pleasant surprise, there was an underlying tone to it that suggested hard work and long hours, not something that a Cat, well this Cat is really used to.
The emailed surprise was from my publisher's publicity department, well when I say 'department' I am using the word in the most general sense, I think judging by the harassed tone that this lady seems to add to every communication, I presume that she is first of all too busy to cope and worse she works alone, because everything is just rushed.
The surprise took the form of a long list of engagements, chat show appearances, book launches, book signings and press interviews that had been booked especially for me, well I wrote back saying that surely we could reduce the travelling and work load by combining the book launches with book signings, but I didn't get a reply.
With the horror of the headline in mind 'Month One The Cat's Diary Launch' I realised that I was going to be rather busy and therefore over the next few days I thought that I would have a go at getting fit and do some simple exercises because I have a feeling that I am going to have to be at the top of my game, so to speak, in the coming weeks and months, with all of the publicity and whatnot described in the 'first month,' I didn't want to think what the second month of publicity might have to offer and so I didn't bother to read the hundreds of pages which at a glance suggested even more work of the 'hard' variety.
So exercise, just an hour a day, and it goes without saying that I have a 'friend' helping me, well hindering me is probably more accurate.