If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat.
You have arrived at the home page of my www (Wickedly Wonderful Website).
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as "a work of pure genius."
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
Most importantly this website has been created for your fun and entertainment, I don't expect you to laugh, but it is a nice thing to do once in a while isn't it?
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
Yesterday I completely ran out of space on the paper that I had left and I have also completely run out of paper altogether, it is just as well that I was collected by the very tanned (I might say) Human Captors and taken back to what they call home. Actually compared to Mrs. O’Riley’s even I would call it home now! Although I am beginning to miss my adopted Mother and found myself pinning for her when I found some golden fur stuck down with spit on the top of my head!
Happily I have a large supply of nice new clean and unmuddied paper and have managed to dry out the paper I was using during the flood, soon I will find out if I can read what I wrote, but at the moment I think I just need to relax a little.
I am safe now, don’t get me wrong I still want to escape but I need to rest for a while and get my strength back, the last few days have been a real trial and I think I will need several days of serious washing to remove all traces of spit from my rather matted fur, goodness that mad Golden Labrador of Mrs. O’Riley’s could give her puppies a thorough washing, shame she had never discovered shampoo, soap and water, what am I saying shampoo, soap and water would have been worse!
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