If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
Today was a momentous day! We had our conference call, between my translator, Mr. Woodcock and an American gentleman.
The gentleman in question, or as we writers say, my Agent, is a Mr. T. A. Leibowitz, 'call me Todd,' who said after reading a few sample pages that he can easily get my Diary published! I am in Cat heaven, which is the same as Hog heaven but much cleaner and a lot nicer in general.
The conference call conversation started well with introductions, Mr. Woodcock was beginning to formally introduce me to Mr. Leibowitz but Mr. Leibowitz's natural enthusiasm took over, and before Mr. Woodcock had got passed, 'this is Mr.'
Mr. Leibowitz announced I am Mr. T. A. Leibowitz, 'call me Todd,' (which you have to admit is a long name, but he is an American Human and they tend to be different to any other Humans I have heard, much friendlier!) then he announced, 'I loved the book when can I have the manuscript, and get the presses rolling?' (That made me panic a little).
Apparently Mr. Woodcock had already sent excerpts from my Diary to Mr. T. A. Leibowitz, 'call me Todd,' and he 'digs' it a lot, and said that he had been doing some 'ball park' figures and we could apparently get a good return with this concept as the gross margin is high with a novelty book with merchandising potential, I honestly couldn't see the novelty value myself but an agent knows about these things and I don't.