If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat.
You have arrived at the home page of my www (Wickedly Wonderful Website).
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as "a work of pure genius."
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
Most importantly this website has been created for your fun and entertainment, I don't expect you to laugh, but it is a nice thing to do once in a while isn't it?
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
It is said that there is no peace for the wicked. I don’t think I have been wicked today? But still there is no peace for me!
No sooner have I settled down for a long snooze than someone moves me, or makes lots of noise so that I can’t sleep. Really Humans have no manners where sleeping Cats are concerned, but if you are a Dog then there is even a saying to cover your napping, you have heard of ‘let sleeping Dogs lie,’ I presume?
And if it isn’t the Humans, then it is ‘that’ bird - I swear I will get him and serve him up exactly what he has coming. Sitting on that perch with a stupid grin on his beak and asking anyone and everyone, whether they are listening or not ‘who’s a pretty boy?’
He won’t be so pretty when I’ve finished with him, he’ll be just a collection of bent yellow, red and green feathers, that you wouldn’t even stuff a cushion with.
We’ll see ‘who’s a pretty boy?’ then!
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