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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 348 of My Captivity:

If anything it is colder today and why do I bother giving you a weather report, apart from the fact that mine are more accurate than the ones that you get on television, because they are forecasts and mine is an observation, well why I bother to tell you about the weather is an easy question to answer, millionaires don't care about the cold, well this one doesn't and so it doesn't matter if it is rainy or nippy outside because in my world it is warm and dry!

So far just like a lottery winner with a limited imagination it hasn't changed my life, but that is because I haven't got my paws on the loot, you just wait until I do, break out the Caviar and Prawns and let's have a party!

Well there it isn't much of a party so far though, the guests are a thread bare old Parrot and a phenomenally furry Dog, who only eats fish to stop me getting it.

But none of that matters does it? Soon I will be out of this prison with its peculiar inmates and I will be enjoying a life in the lap of luxury, hey; that's a point, I wonder if one can hire a luxurious lap? They say that in America you can buy or rent whatever you want and I want one of them, a nice soft lap of my own to snuggle into!

I am inspired at the moment as you can tell, after the incredible and very pleasant surprise of yesterday, wouldn't you like to be in my paws at this moment? Well of course you can be, all you have to do is to write a best seller and get a movie deal and it can't be that difficult because even a Cat can do it!

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