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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 250 of My Captivity:

Weather conditions are always an important factor for any escape and also for any Rocket testing or launching, I have noticed that NASA watches the weather very closely, even if the equipment is a bit doggy they will have a go at getting a Rocket into the air, but if the weather is bad then they always postpone any launch.

So what is good enough for NASA is good enough for me, and following their prudent course of action, when I discovered it was raining and just a little too blustery outside I decided to wait and see if the weather improved. I waited patiently all day, with my nose pressed up against the very window pane that I was going to smash through, for the weather to change and annoyingly it didn't.

By the end of the day I was so tired and tense from waiting that I just curled up on the window sill and fell asleep, waking up after it was dark and cursing today's lost opportunity.