If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
'Down to the left and bend for the fish, down to the right and now reach up for the birds, on your toes and hold. Look at that, you are becoming really beautiful!'
Sorry you caught me in the middle of rehearsing my fitness and motivational video, well, celebrities some major, and some unbelievably minor have fitness videos and some have motivational videos, but I haven't seen the two combined, well until now that is!
Let's face it, I don't think that my fame is going to last that long, just long enough for the three books, yes you lucky people I plan to write three books, and I am sure that you can reserve them at your local bookstore now, they will just keep your money for the next three years until the books are all printed.
There will of course be the movies as well but I can't see my celebrity lasting much longer than say a year after the second movie and I would expect the third to get canned to be honest, well sequels are always pretty naff and Disney have proved by producing ever greater numbers of sequels that just get worse and worse with each one.
So I need as much cash out of all this fame in as short a time as possible, hence the Fitness and Motivational Video. Before I retire I intend to have a substantial fortune, after all who wants to be a faded star, reduced to opening supermarkets and cheesy malls. Not this pussy that is for sure!