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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 268 of My Captivity:

I like Jam, but I try not to eat it often because I end up with jam everywhere and there is nothing worse than being in a jam! Have I written this before? Am I repeating myself, I don't know! And if I don't know, do you the reader know either? Can you remember if I have mentioned this before? Come to that have I asked if I am repeating myself before, I don't remember doing that either, but just because I don't remember it doesn't mean I haven't.

What is interesting is that if say 12 of you reading this Diary had listened to me saying what I have just written instead of writing it and then some time later none of us remembered whether I had said it or not, and then were to say in court that none of us could say beyond reasonable doubt that I had said anything about Jam before, then I would be innocent and the court would have to say that, because it couldn't be proved.

That little fact demonstrates just how powerful the written word is and goes to prove why I think that politicians invented the paper shredder and secretly hate microphones!


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