If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat.
You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
What would you say if I said that I have a brilliant plan? 'Just like you!' Thank you, that will do nicely and by the way you are very kind, and I am pleased to announce I do have a brilliant plan, which is bound to get me out of here.
Earlier today I managed to 'find' a micro cassette recorder thing, as you know I am rather good at 'finding' things, in particular things that are apparently, usually not lost, but after I have found them, they either get lost somewhere where no one can find them, or they get broken in some pretty disastrous way.
I am not going to tell you my plan just yet, because I know I am going to have to take the rest of the day off to work out how to use this nice little machine, and then when I have done that I'll have to wait for the right moment to record exactly what I need.
So bear with me and maybe we could meet up on the outside, I know you will probably want to come to my book signings or indeed be a spectator at the premiere of the movie where I promise to wave at you.
Well sorry to get your hopes up, I have waited all day with my paw hovering above the red record button, but I just haven't heard the right words, still 'patience,' as they say 'is a virtue,' and I know that because I have heard people, who are tired of waiting say it often.
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