If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
I haven't been able until now, to let you into another big secret, and I am sorry for that and will make it up to you later when I come and sit on your lap and not dig my claws into your legs as you stroke me, no matter how much I enjoy it, I promise.
Look, I know I may have said some time ago that I wasn't going to keep anymore secrets from you, but this was a very important secret which I thought might be best kept from you, for your own safety!
Yes I may go in politics after I retire from writing, why, do you ask?
Back to the secret, well happily I think I can tell you now; I managed to get my paws on some plastic explosive, what a delight, it was so very simple really, the internet and a FedEx delivery and I am ready to get freed with a bang.
Sadly the bang won't be that big, because of the cost of shipping, really FedEx ought to look at their shipping costs, do you know it was almost as expensive to ship the 'plastic,' as the experts call it, as it was to actually buy the 'plastic,' with as it turns out more plastic, or as we know it, a credit card, the credit card is probably the best invention of the 20th century, especially if it is someone else's!
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