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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 61 of My Captivity:

Hang on, what has happened here? Where are my entries (in my best paw writing, I might add) for days 58, 59 and 60? I am sure that they were here when I closed the Diary last night.

In fact last night's entry, Day 60, was in my opinion a masterpiece, but then to be really honest most of my writing could be considered to be exceptionally good and the Diary in general a magnum opus, so to lose three precious pages is a crime against all that is good in the world, even Humanity.

What a shame that these words of obvious wisdom and wonder are lost forever, because I am certainly not going to rack my brains trying to remember and then rewrite what I had already written, so you will just have to imagine what I said.

It is odd though that the pages have just vanished! I wonder where they might have disappeared to? My first thought is that someone has stolen them, but that is mad because anyone wanting to steal the Diary wouldn't do it three pages at a time, or even page by page, or would they?

Hang on though! Using my superior powers of reasoning, I think if that light fingered someone had wanted to read the Diary they would just make off with the whole thing, so theft is probably not responsible for the loss of the pages.

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