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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 320 of My Captivity:

This 'family' get together is, I heard, set to go on for a few days, because the Female Captor's niece is having her extremely ugly baby baptised.

I know that the baby is called Jane, but I don't have much of an idea of exactly what a baptism is, but then neither do most of the Humans who are occupying all of the spare bedrooms and emptying the refrigerator, it maybe that a baptism is something that all Humans have to have in the vain hope from the parents that it will make their children more attractive, well I have a tip here for Humans, in the main it doesn't work and is not worth the effort or the family rows.

The sinister baby Jane, mmmh sounds like a film title, is the absolute centre of attention and as a curious Cat I thought that I would risk a closer look at the little bundle of joy and pink baby clothes. To my horror I got a close look, but there was a bigger horror frankly and that was every time I sneaked over to the rather elaborately muslin draped baby container I was shooed away. Me of all people who usually has the run of the house, was shooed away, how dare they do that.

Well I don't know if you have been shooed away from something that you had a casual interest in, like say Area 51 for instance, it just makes you even more curious and the more that the security is stepped up to shoo you away, the more curious you become, until you have migrated to a state that can only be described as insanely curious.

Needless to say the long explanation above was written to describe exactly how I was feeling about snatching a peek at the ugly little one.

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