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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 30 of My Captivity:

The next day delivery caper worked, and thank you for asking, I am fully recovered and so today almost as a celebration I handled (well pawed actually) explosives for the first time. What an experience, and I have to say, what a pleasure it was too!

Dynamite has a feel and a texture all of its own, although of course I really wanted Plastic Explosives; they are much more powerful I understand, but unfortunately I couldn't get any and I have a feeling that I would have had one or two problems with Plastic Explosives anyway, it is very sticky stuff and for a fur covered person that makes it difficult to handle.

So it was with some regret, at first, that I had to settle for Dynamite, I have to admit I am a little limited with paws and claws and 'handling' things can be difficult, I am sure you know what I mean, you just have to watch a Cat trying to pick up a Hazelnut at Christmas.

It would be just wonderful to gently squeeze a small chunk of Plastic Explosive into and around the window frame. Attach a detonator. Cheerfully pay out some cable and then after carefully wiring the trigger, push the plunger down.

With Plastic Explosives I have heard that there might not even be much of a bang! Just a small poof and the window would be ready to be pushed out.

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