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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 224 of My Captivity:

I have been reading some history books, and have been rather taken with the notion that there have been events in history that are so significant that they have days named after them, like Trafalgar Day, when in 1805 the English fleet led (in a ship I think) by Admiral Nelson, who was almost as famous an adulterer as he was an Admiral, completely ruined the day of the combined and much bigger fleets of the French and the Spanish navies.

Of course since 1805 the English celebrated the victory of Nelson in his ship, The Victory (yes the ship was called The Victory, I know it is a little confusing isn't it, but true) until eventually a few years ago the petulant French politicians' whining got on the nerves of the English so much that they decided that they had better stop celebrating Trafalgar Day, which is a bit sad really.

There are so many days that are famous because 'things' happened on them, or even better in my view, there are days named after people, like Martin Luther King Day, which is a holiday in the US, although everywhere else it is unlikely that people will have heard of this most Human of Humans.

With the above in mind today is a day that will go down in the history books, because I have decided that today is 'Parrot Attack Day.'

That Parrot must have been patiently waiting for its comeuppance, surely he didn't think that he was going to get away with all that he has done to me ever since I have been here did he?

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