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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 304 of My Captivity:

Who is up for an escape attempt? Well me for one, I meant you though, coming?

In fact this is a novel escape attempt and I thought that it might be fun if you came along, but that is stretching the suspension of disbelief just a little too far I suppose isn't it.

A while ago the Captors were the dead weight in a charity event, but then these events need dozens of the mindless to do the fetching and carrying and get told what to do by the dreadfully bossy people who seem to organise such events.

The upshot of the charity event was that the Captors ended up with a large pack of balloons and a cylinder of Helium, which in a fit of tight fistedness they never bothered to give back to the charity people.

Now before I go on and get carried away, oh a little joke, which will become funny later, I suppose, I think that I should tell you that the charity event was. It was a Balloon Race.

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