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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 190 of My Captivity:

It must have been late when the Humans came to bed last night because I didn't hear them, in fact I didn't hear them get up this morning either and go their separate ways, consequently I don't know whether they resolved their argument satisfactorily or not.

I do know that I had been moved in my sleep though; because when I woke up this morning I was very disorientated, I was in the kitchen lying next to the debris and rubbish from the black sack, as I opened my eyes I saw that I was surrounded by all of the rubbish from the last few days.

At first I thought that there had been some sort of natural disaster like the ones that you see on television before some faded celebrity asks you to send money for relief, when what is obviously needed is a team of competent cleaners.

Then the reason for the little disaster became apparent as the Dog blindly backed out of the utility room at speed, wearing an empty cereal box on his head.

Which all goes to demonstrate that if you leave a black sack unattended in the kitchen, some dumb animal will rifle it!

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