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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 234 of My Captivity:

It is time to set the record straight, or as straight as I can, I have, I know, made a few little errors here and there since I started writing this Diary and so they need to be corrected where possible.

Although of course it is possible that I won't be able to correct all of the little errors, but that will probably be for two reasons, I am a Cat and know no better; or I just don't know that I am in the wrong. Are they the same thing? Well I don't really know whether they are the same thing or not, but I have written it down now and I don't feel like changing it.

As I said there are a few things that I have to 'own' up to. The first is my recent discovery that not all Male Humans are called George, which is odd because I thought that they were, as a consequence of that discovery it has occurred to me that all of the Georges who have made an appearance in this Diary so far may not have been called George in the first place.

That is a bit of a pity really because it is a nice name and I think rather suited Mr. Fat Face and George the H'pprentice, just think the poor things could be called something terrible, 'Harry' for example!

I may also have led you astray with my 'illnesses' as well, still we all know now that I get to finish the Diary and therefore don't suffer from any life threatening diseases or run out of lives and have to sign off in general.

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