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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 14 of My Captivity:

Today was frantically busy, but I have imposed a news blackout on what I was doing and so it was totally secret. I am afraid the only thing I can tell you about today is that I didn't see what the weather was like through the window and that I was so engrossed with what I was secretly doing that I forgot to eat until my stomach reminded me just now that I was very hungry, talk about getting wind, this was weird, like getting wind in reverse.

Stomachs are strange and secret things really; I didn't know that they had a voice of their own for example, probably because they choose to voice their opinions so very specifically and very occasionally.

Having said that when a stomach begins to talk, then it is a good idea to pay it some attention, because it will only rumble and gurgle on in the background getting louder and louder until it is listened to.

And then if it has been ignored it may just get its own back by aching, even if it has had its demands granted or it might go and show you up in public in a smelly way if you get my drift, and I hope you didn't.

Usually stomachs just demand food, in fact I think that they only demand food, because although water ends up in the stomach the mouth is responsible for reminding one to drink by going first leathery and then dry!

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