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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 113 of My Captivity:

After the sad collapse of my tunnel escape plan and indeed my tunnels, poor Tom, Dick and Harry, how I miss them, I have decided to lie low for a while, and definitely not start digging my way out again for a while!

I think that I had dug some considerable distance in all three directions! Yes I now knew that I had taken a few wrong turns and at more than one point had indeed doubled back on myself, but I was almost 'out' when disaster struck.

Still the neighbour's building work won't take long, really, just a few months I understand, certainly the noise that the builders will be making for months will quieten down eventually.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that things were quiet at our next door neighbours and at their neighbour's house, or even at the people's houses across the road, but what I can say about the people across the road is that they will almost certainly have their garden back in one piece, the trouble is that the one piece in question is a rather large pile of rubble, which is currently being bulldozed back into their garden from the road.

Anyway I am sure that I wasn't completely to blame for all of the trouble, in fact I heard the Environmental Health Officers, who carried out the inspection of what some called the 'devastation,' say that it was probably a colony of large moles responsible for the collapse of most of the street or did she say that it was probably a large colony of Moles, I forget now!

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