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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 16 of My Captivity:

My secret plans that I couldn't mention the other day are still going, well, according to plan, but they have had to be completely put on hold for a while because there were children here visiting for the weekend.

The children all seemed to be called either Niece or Nephew as far as I could work out. But I couldn't really hear much of what was said because I had to keep myself hidden while they were here because they seemed to believe in rough love and very forceful stroking.

When they went to bed in the spare room I slipped in unseen and hid, I don't know why really, I wasn't frightened of the children at all; in fact I suppose I was interested in them.

First I hid in the wardrobe until one of them pulled open the door and nearly pulled it off its hinges in the process of opening the wardrobe.

Then after the Captors had stopped the wardrobe shaking and led the over enthusiastic, or hyperactive as Doctors call them, child back to bed, I slid on my belly under the bed.

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