If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
What do you mean I have given up on the idea of escaping? That is a downright lie if you are suggesting what I think you are suggesting and you should be ashamed of yourselves for suggesting such a thing.
There is nothing I would like more in the world (apart from obscene amounts of cash of course) than to feel the fresh dew covered grass on my paw pads, but to be fair I have been taking a bit of a breather I suppose.
Please don't for a moment believe that I have the cash advance from the publisher yet though, and therefore have become three chins worth of fat and lazy Cat, not that I won't give that a try for a while after I get the cash well the lazy bit, I don't fancy the three chins, but for the moment I am thinking and planning my next escape attempt, no honestly I am.
Actually I am glad that you brought up the subject of the cash advance from the publisher, the agreed amount is a long time in coming isn't it!
Actually you prompted me to have a look back at when the first tranche, yes that is what the posh people call a large wad of readies, was paid into my offshore bank account and all of the complicated little tributaries which will help me avoid tax and other little complications, or so the bank manager said, it was paid over one hundred days ago, so someone is earning a little extra interest somewhere and that should be me, shouldn't it!