If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
It is odd, I was going to say funny, but I don't think that word is appropriate here, how success can be turned into disaster in a moment!
I had just learned how to turn on a tap, not a wildly impressive achievement for a Human above the age of five possibly, but please don't forget that I am a Cat, will you! To a Cat mastering the mysteries of Humankind is something of a wonderful achievement, I can assure you, and the turning on of taps has been quite a mystery to me.
For ages I have pondered the ability of Humans to be able to get fresh water at the twist of a wrist. I dearly wanted first of all wrists and then decided that I was probably never going to grow them and therefore never be able to turn on a tap and lick the fresh water which flows from taps. My investigations had led me to discover that there are two types of taps, one for hot water and one for cold.
Initially I thought that the two taps just there because Humans liked symmetry, but was delighted to find out that wasn't the case. I even managed to read the code on top of each tap, an 'H' is for burning and a 'C' is for chilly. It was the 'chilly' tap that I was most interested in, not wanting to drink water that could burn the inside of my mouth.
It took a while watching the Humans turn the taps on and off, although I have to say I wasn't that interested in turning the chilly tap off once it was on, a constant supply of fresh cool water was too appealing.