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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 140 of My Captivity:

Well I seem to have been in this prison a very long time and much longer than I had planned for, but regrettably I have had a few unfortunate setbacks and I have to say I have probably caused a few unfortunate setbacks of my own too, but let's face it what else have I got for enjoyment.

Still I content myself with the belief that I am mentally very strong and can cope with this sort of punishment.

Just like the great Russian Nobel Prize winning writer Alexander Solshencinine (or was it Alexander Solchinskine), did when he was in the Gulag Archipelago, well his name was something like that, no not Gulag Archipelago, Solshencinine!

I know his first name was definitely Alexander, but like all Russians when you ask for their first or Christian name they will immediately and without prompting, give you a selection of names that sound the same, or are fairly closely related, to choose from and then probably some other names too, that they swear they can be called by, but that appear to have been made up on the spot.

For instance I heard a Russian man introduce himself as Yuri, he then said that you could also call him Yan, Yanni, Joe, and John, I called him George just to annoy him, but sadly I failed, he took a shine to his new name and added it to his list of names.

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