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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 296 of My Captivity:

Thinking of Larry as I was yesterday the word 'mince' came to mind, now there is a word to play with especially in the light of the Dog's display yesterday.

It is odd though that a word which originally described meat that has been finely chopped can also be used to described the way that some men walk, though whether Larry minces or not I didn't notice, he was too busy running away from the Dog the last time I saw him!

I wonder if the Dog has 'tendencies' too, probably not, he is far too earthy and let's face it he would look ridiculous in tight jeans and a cravat. But then wouldn't we all look a little ridiculous wearing that type of outfit.

Having said all of that I remember the Dog's cruel comments about a certain 'Poofy Cat' when the poor unfortunate Cat in question was made to wear Tinsel around his collar, to say nothing of the just plain nastiness that was attached to similar comments about the Cat coat that I was given for Christmas, so the Dog isn't innocent is he.

Maybe he was just being 'friendly' to Larry who knows the truth, but one thing is certain and that is that since his little escapade the embarrassed Dog has been frequently reminded of his 'happy slapping display' by the 'Poofy Cat' as they say, revenge is definitely a dish best served cold.

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