If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
It is a well known fact that Cats need a lot of rest; it is just the nature of the beast, as they say! Cats who have been involved, no matter how innocently, in exploding Hi Fi's need more sleep than most Cats and so today I have been recovering with large amounts of shuteye.
As a result of the fire which broke out on my bottom I have lost a lot of fur, well the Vet said that there wasn't much to worry about, only a bit of singed fur, really don't they have any compassion? He added insult to injury and gave the Female Captor some cream after covering me in it and advised that I would need it applying twice a day for four days, and if I licked it off to 'use one of these.'
Unfortunately I have no idea what a 'one of these' is, but as a rule of thumb whatever a Vet gives you is not nice, have you ever had an injection, or your temperature taken? Yes! Well then you know, and if you don't know the 'you don't want to know' if you see what I mean and as you are reading this you should be able to see what I mean!
The cream that the Vet rubbed on and had promised more of, tasted disgusting, but I managed to clean the filthy stuff off and pleased with myself contentedly fell asleep.
Without warning I was woken up by the Female Captor grabbing me and holding me in between her not inconsiderable thighs as she begun wrapping something around my neck tightly.