If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
I hadn't imagined that my little adventure yesterday would have attracted so much attention, but the tale of a large Panther like Cat loose in the village had attracted quite a number of camera crews from the local and national television news, who were now spreading out through the village and being stopped every few feet by an old villager wanting to give an 'exclusive' interview and demanding cash for the privilege.
I was quite pleased, apparently according to the reporters standing in front of their cameras I was the size of a Panther, really I hadn't realised that I had grown that much!
Better still I was news and television news to boot! Still I was the sort of news that didn't feel like being interviewed, especially as I had heard that Police and Army marksmen had been drafted in to 'deal' with the vicious sausage stealing 'Panther.'
Having said that I had to stick around just to watch the circus of news hounds sniffing out the 'truth,' well I had to stick around for as long as it was safe and no shots were being potted at me.
I was hungry, but there wasn't much to eat in the churchyard since the link of sausages had gone, so I nibbled on a few Dandelions as I had seen Rabbits do and all I can say is that Rabbits don't have any taste for the finer things in life, the Dandelions were awful and I could only manage one or two, my Dandelion meal was also cut short because I had noticed over the Churchyard wall a line of Police, Army and television news reporters, their cameramen and sound recordists combing the area and heading my way, I had to leave.