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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 173 of My Captivity:

Do you know I think my memory is going or maybe my brain is overheating because of all of the thinking that I have been doing lately and so I can't remember anything that I have done today!

Well that is not completely true, I remember doing the things that one does automatically, like check the windows and doors to see if any are open, and then I remember eating as well, it was an economy Cat food brand, you know the sort that you have to eat while trying not to breath in the aroma of suspicious fish oils!

Why Humans take Fish Oil Capsules I will never know, have you noticed that the Brown Bread Brigade and Earth Huggers Co-operative Alliance, who take all of these vitamins and supplements, look really ill all the time, and worse when they smile and breathe on you, confident that the fish oil capsules and the low aroma garlic pills, that they take, haven't made their breath smell at all! Well good for them and their self-helped wellbeing, to say nothing of their amazing oral hygiene confidence, but I have news for these disgustingly healthy idiots, it is true their breath doesn't smell, it stinks!

Going back to what I have been doing lately though for another moment or at least trying to remember what I have been doing other than walking around the house and eating, I can't remember anything of the day and that is worrying, what if I have lost my memory through sheer boredom, it wouldn't make the rest of the Diary much of a read would it, still I suppose what I have written before today is enough to make this a cracking best seller so if I do have a memory problem, then others can ghost write the last bit and everyone will be happy!

Although thinking about it again for yet another minute, my memory can't be that bad because I was made to be quiet because of the invalid and I remember that and I remember ignoring that command ha, ha, ha!