If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
By now after several days of what seems like a lull in my escape attempts, you probably think that I have gone soft and have given up any thoughts of escape, and frankly all I can say in reply is! 'You are so completely wrong that you should be awarded some sort of prize for achieving such a pinnacle of wrongness.'
After more or less giving up with the deeper workings of my mobile phone I watched some television and as usual was astounded by the quality of the documentaries. The marvel in question was a serious and a little complicated documentary called 'Time Tunnel,' the programme was a little old having been made in the 1960's, but it was, in spite of its age, very interesting.
I have a feeling that it was more of a 'docu drama', which I understand, is a programme which is part fact and part drama, the main drama of this programme being the shape of the presenter's haircut and the style of his clothes, but for all of that interesting statement in taste, it was very inspiring and extremely engaging.
If the desire of this programme's producers was to inspire and educate, then they hit the target with one viewer at least, and judging by the fact that it was only me who drained the National Grid of electricity today, they, I have to say, succeeded in their brief.
That is not to say that other viewers of this incredible documentary didn't try their hand at replicating the experiment for all I know, they just didn't succeed, which with hindsight is probably just as well!