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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 33 of My Captivity:

In fact sweaty Dynamite seems to have taken on the consistency of one of those awful smelling cheeses from France; I had to hold my nose, as I pawed the package, not nice.

I can see that a lot more research is required and that is what I have set today aside for - study, well I will need to have some naps, and some food and a little water, and then there is the possibility of a stroke - but I am sure that there will be time enough to do some extensive studying.

The best place to study I decided is the Sofa - the cushions are deep and the pile of the fabric has rather nice feeling against the fur if you first stretch out and then curl up on it, in fact it makes you feel rather slee………………

Sleepy - whoops what is the time, where am I what was I doing - the TV is still on and there is a programme on called Lunch with Lena, again oddly no one is actually eating lunch and the women with Lena all look very thin. I am very worried about these TV People.

Learning this language is hard and I don't think I will ever master it. Today I watched a programme about four nice young men who all had the same name Rapper, they were introduced as the four best Rappers and so I think it is a very common Human name although I am not entirely sure.

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