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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 202 of My Captivity:

After thinking about Red Peppers for too much of yesterday I have decided to focus on travel, while curled up in the Dog's basket.

I suppose I should mention that the Dog, who has slipped outside for a moment, doesn't need his basket and anyway if I decided to have a snooze in his basket and he was in it, I would still use it. Having said all of that it did occur to me that I would do him a kindness and keep the basket warm anyway, I can be nice like that, sometimes.

Travel, what a nice word that is! It has contained in its six letters real promise. Although I know that it probably means different things to different people, for me and let's face it, it is my opinion that I want to convey to you and not the other way around, travel means freedom and to get freedom I am going to have to escape.

Yes you may have noticed I still haven't done that yet, escape that is, which is all rather depressing, especially for someone who is so basically clever, and inventive, and cunning and clever, oops I have repeated myself but I am sure you get the picture, although you could have stopped me after I had said 'handsome' which was the next word, and not before, surely?

I have to tell you proudly that the latest plan is a cunning one and I am sure that you will offer me a pat on my back for its cleverness as I disappear out of here and into my new life travelling the world, or at least Tunbridge Wells which I understand is what the place is called on the other side of these prison walls.