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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 161 of My Captivity:

Today I had a bit of a shock, I was getting to know more about my mobile phone, you know pressing some of the buttons dotted around the phone, which have strange little icons painted on them, when the phone made an odd clicking noise, just like the shutter on an expensive camera.

I quickly checked the display to see if I had done something wrong, not that I have ever managed to work out what most of the information on the display actually means, when right in front of me was a picture of me, it was amazing, and not only that it was an amazingly good picture too and I was very impressed with it and also the phone's ability to take pictures, to be honest it wasn't the sort of thing I had expected from my phone.

I had expected to be able to make calls and read almost unintelligible text messages and even be able to send and receive emails or that is what it said on the box that the phone came in, but I was surprised and delighted by this photographic ability which until now I had not known about.

Yes I suppose that I would have known about the phone's other more or less hidden abilities if I had read the manual, but let's face it, who reads manuals? Only the terminally lonely in my opinion! Surely you have to be pretty sad to do that!

With that in mind, I was in my opinion, and I am sure that you will back me up here, very surprised to see me looking back at me from the phone's screen.

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