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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 151 of My Captivity:

Earlier I found a large piece of ugly fluff probably an old furball or something equally awful, although I think it might be an old toy mouse and so as it had some Mouselike characteristics I decided to pretend that it was a mouse and drop it in the lap of the Female Captor in the hope that I could scare her into putting me outside! I mean who in their right mind wants to live with a killer?

I soaked the mangled 'body' in my own special way (no I don't think you need to know how actually), it was really disgusting by the time I had finished with it, I even found some Ketchup to complete the disguise and trotted into the front room and leapt up onto the Sofa dropping my 'gift' into her lap.

I couldn't believe her reaction all she did was to stroke me and pat me on the head and say 'good Cat,' while asking the Male Captor to get rid of the 'body,' they are worse than me in the unpredictable stakes, not that I am really bad, but don't they realise I could be a killer and not just acting like one.

So my plan to warn my Captors and show them just what I am capable of doing back fired, I thought that I would just get them really worried, that they had a being of such power in their midst, but all they did was congratulate me, unbelievable, don't they know they have a killer on the loose in their house? I don't think I will ever understand Humans!

I may have to try this tactic on a real animal, instead of a stuffed one and so I will have to become much more desperate than I am at the moment to carry out such an act of barbarism, where's the Parrot?

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