If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
I asked the Dog if he could keep a secret today and when he said yes, I told him that was great and if I ever had one I would share it with him.
I know that I get on with the Dog, or let's put that another way I can just about tolerate the Dog in comparison to how I feel about the Parrot. But can I trust him? Would he be as good as his promise? I wonder! If he does prove trustworthy then I could use him to help me escape, I will keep an eye on him and tell him some not very secret 'secret' and see what happens.
Although the Dog is loud and stupid and makes some really dreadful smells sometimes, at least he isn't evil like the Parrot. Oh dear, that sounds like I am almost any Female Human talking about her husband. Mmmh! I will have to cut that sort of thinking out, it sounds like I am a bit of a girly Cat and that would never do, I'm not and never have been a Pussy type Cat I promise you.
I have noticed that the way women talk about their husbands is really rude and sarcastic, I am pretty sure that the poor men in question are no worse than the women offering their opinions.
Take for instance cooking, I have seen that on television, and unlike in this kitchen here where little plastic trays of pre-prepared food are warmed up in a microwave oven, on television people cook, and the cooks are usually men I have noticed!