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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 245 of My Captivity:

I was so impressed with the fun and games I had with other people's Diaries yesterday that I was tempted to play the same games today, yes you are right not much is going on today either, but I have decided that it wouldn't be fair to play with the memories of famous people who are unable to defend themselves and not only that, this is my Diary and should be about me, which is a shame because as I said it was a lot of more or less harmless fun.

However I do think that it is a good idea and I may well produce a little book devoted to extracts from other people's Diaries, I think they are called 'spoofs,' but you have to be careful who you call a 'spoof' these days, oops sorry I think I may have misunderstood that word and got it a little confused with another slightly different word with fewer 's's' in it!

Mind you the little book idea is a cracker and as they say in the publishing game, a nice little earner.

As for what is going on in the real world, if you can call my imprisonment the 'real' world there is a big fat zero going on and that is the sad truth.

As I was on my daily tour of the windows and doors this morning I did wonder how anyone could be so careful that they could ensure that all of the windows and doors were securely locked and bolted, doesn't anyone understand that I would just like one little tiny window to be left open?

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