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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 53 of My Captivity:

Today I have one word for you, 'electricity,' wow, if you don't know about electricity then let me tell you a secret, you don't want to go messing with electricity in any way what so ever. Don't listen to anyone, not even a Parrot, I assure you the pain that can be caused by ignoring my warning is excruciating!

Earlier I was, as usual, minding other people's business and doing a little silent creeping and snooping around the house, when I noticed that the Parrot was perched above me.

My automatic reaction to seeing the Parrot above me is to roll out of the way, in, a brilliant acrobatic and fluid movement, even though I say so myself.

I have learned that getting out of the way of the Parrot when he is above you is a very sound move. I have been, well let's just call it 'splattered' several times but now I have learned my lesson whether the 'stuff' he drops on you is wet or dry doesn't matter it is very difficult to get out of fur and smells for days, ugh!

This time when I landed gracefully on my feet I noticed that large areas of fur were sticking up in a very odd way, which made me look like a mad Cat.

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