If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
I was up almost before the crack of dawn and the Sparrows could start choking on the fumes from the main road half a mile away and I think that the same people I mentioned yesterday, who talked about patience also said that 'the early bird always catches the worm,' well I'm not after a worm, but I was after something much larger and I wasn't disappointed.
I managed to record a little helpless moment outside the bathroom door, which until today had been left open by the Female Captor for the invalid, whose fingers were still rather weak.
So now after expending a lot of patience I was half way to getting my recording phase of this escape plan finished, and it was still only 6.30 am, brilliant maybe today would be a good one.
The second recording needed to be the voice of the Male Captor as well, but this time instead of a sort of weak my hand hurts' bit of dialogue I needed him to speak to the Dog.
I sneaked down to the kitchen and shadowed the Dog; of course as it was still quite early and the 'Guard Dog' had been on patrol all night (yeah right), he was fast asleep.