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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 124 of My Captivity:

We are all really worried here, about the poor Male Captor, but what an exit, you have to hand it to him, if you are going to invent a really neat way to get out of being beaten up by several angry builders, decorators and Carpet fitters then a lard'o heart'o drama is 'the' way to escape serious bruising.

Well actually to be honest with you, I personally am not that worried about the Male Captor, every day people across the world are having lard'o heart'o dramas according to Heart Charities, who are always collecting loads of money for them and because those charities always seem to need to collect ever larger amounts of money for the lard'o heart'o drama sufferers they must all survive lard'o heart'o drama.

And of course it almost goes without saying that the Dog with his attention span, which comes a close second to a backward Goldfish suffering from amnesia, has completely forgotten that there was any such person as the Male Captor.

Come to think of it the Female Captor is probably just a little too busy organising the builders, decorators and Carpet fitters, to miss him just yet either, because while he is away in hospital everyone has agreed that it would be best to get all of the work finished and not have to bump into him again, just in case one of the builders, decorators and Carpet fitters decides to bump into the Male Captor with a right hook followed by several combination punches!

In his condition after a lard'o heart'o drama the Male Captor might just die and that would be a pity all round and mean that the builders, decorators and Carpet fitters probably wouldn't get paid for all of their hard work.