If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat.
You have arrived at the home page of my www (Wickedly Wonderful Website).
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as "a work of pure genius."
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
Most importantly this website has been created for your fun and entertainment, I don't expect you to laugh, but it is a nice thing to do once in a while isn't it?
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
I have a gun! There that got your attention and quite rightly, it is one big statement for a very small sentence and it is true, I didn’t mean to get a gun, but your attention is welcome! After all you are supposed to be reading this attentively and if you aren’t well then, let’s face it I am wasting my time!
Back to the gun! I do really have one you know. Curiously it arrived today by courier from the home of the gun, the good old US of A.
How I got a gun was a mystery to me, no let me rephrase that! The parcel that arrived was a nice surprise and at the same time, a mystery. But I like wrapped surprises usually. This surprise turned out to be of the alarming variety as I finally ripped the parcel to pieces, shredded the bubble wrap and started to scratch metal.
There I was sitting on the floor, surrounded by masses of rubbish with the gun resting on some of the litter in front of me, next to the free bonus pack of bullets.
Now that I am concentrating on the events that led up to the delivery of the weapon, I am starting to remember what may have happened, which led to me being sent this awesomely lethal bit of hardware.
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