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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 287 of My Captivity:

No fur has grown today, oh dear I think I am going to be bald, but not nicely bald in a sort of bald and mysterious way, like what happened to your fur if you are in a bad accident which is sort of bald! I am going to be, 'oh my god, did you see that Cat, part fur and ugh!' Part bald, it's hideous, they should put it out of its misery.

And maybe they would be right to put me out of my misery too because I would be very upset to be like this forever, a Cat that is part fur and part bald is not a pretty sight. I know you can get away with being a bald Cat I have seen pictures of those ugly wrinkly pink monsters that Humans go 'Oh look at that Cat isn't it sweet,' over. But like this, I look like a tired rug, and all they are good for is being thrown away.

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