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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 283 of My Captivity:

What a busy week it has been for a no smaller than average (I am sure) Cat, we have had wonderful music and a shed load of guests, you might have noticed that I have kept out of their way and they happily have returned the compliment, I like guests like that I have to say, but the best type of guest, in my occasionally humble opinion are the guests that are saying goodbye, especially the guests that were saying goodbye earlier, with the front door open and a pile of suitcases in the hallway.

I decided that a frontal attack would be best and managed to slide and sneak all the way to the front door hidden by various wheelie suitcases, discarded overcoats and a large mess of other Human possessions, at one point I thought that I had been spotted, but I laid down and kept very still and was probably mistaken for a fur collar belonging to one of the discarded overcoats which for some reason is a rather off putting thought, fancy being turned into a collar? I don't.

So far so good, was what I was thinking as I took a bit of a breather and waited for the confusion to begin again after a lull, while someone went to fetch mad Auntie Alice from the loo where it seemed she had barricaded herself inside, for reasons best known to the addled brain of the aforementioned Auntie.

Actually out of all the visitors we have had here ever I like mad Auntie Alice the best, she hates Cats and won't have anything to do with them what so ever and that I have to say suits this Cat down to the ground! We both know exactly where we stand, which is actually as far away from each other as possible and although it wouldn't be true to say our paths never cross, when they do we never acknowledge each other.

Although having said that we did have a little bit of a confrontation over a Prawn sandwich the other afternoon, but that was more of a misunderstanding on my part, I was sure that because she hadn't pecked at it for half an hour that she didn't want it any longer and was going to let it go to waste.

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