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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 21 of My Captivity:

The secret plans are going well and one could say according to plan, which is still a secret, but then one has to be careful because the best laid plans are the ones that go wrong most often.

Just look at NASA (the North American Space Agency) which is of course never confused with SASA (the South American Space Agency because there isn't one). Shame there isn't a SASA especially if it was the South American and Latin Space Agency or of course SALSA, sorry that was a little Cat joke from a little Cat!

So then let's still take NASA as an example! They spend years planning and building rockets, checking them carefully and then even more carefully ensuring that everything goes according to plan and then bang, something goes wrong that wasn't in the careful plan.

Or if there isn't a bang something goes wrong quietly and a spacecraft that is supposed to arrive at a bit of rock millions of miles out in space, slide into a precise orbit so that it can take a lot of fuzzy and out of focus pictures, drives straight on passed and eventually and rather forlornly leaves our solar system for good or ill?

So I want to ensure that my plan is not only a good plan but also one that works and I suppose that would make it a better plan.

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