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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 56 of My Captivity:

Now that my vision is more or less back to normal and I can see one of everything and not two, I thought that I would pass the time with a little reading and I have just read that Phrenology is the study of bumps on the head, well, the explanation contains words to that effect, and as that is the case, then Phrenologists must be people who studies those bumps and they would have a field day with my poor aching head if they were to begin reading the numerous bumps that I have managed to collect.

Yesterday I was minding my own business; doing a bit of scouting up in the attic where I had found a loose roof tile.

Well for accuracy let's rephrase that with the truth. For most of the morning I had been working my way through the plasterboard ceiling in the attic, which conveniently slants down to the floor.

It had taken me quite some time to get used to using the heavy hammer and crowbar and so lunchtime was approaching and I was keen to finish up with banging a hole through the plasterboard, pull out the insulation and break through the roof tiles, so that I could go downstairs, have a large lunch and then escape.

Curiosity didn't kill the Cat happily, but it made a very large impact on my poor bonce. Still I probably would have ended up with a sore head anyway because even after lunch I would have done what I did next.

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