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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 67 of My Captivity:

I wanted to find out more about King Elvis and so today I logged onto the internet and did some surfing, strange term 'surfing' when you think about it cause you don't need to be able to swim and no surfboard is required in fact you don't get wet at all, unless you log onto one of the Pet Food sites and see all of that lovely Cat food and of course the rather dishy Cat supermodels who advertise it.

There is one Cat supermodel in particular who makes my toes curl and me dribble, she is a pure white Cat and I wouldn't mind sharing my dinner with her, I can tell you!

Eventually I managed to tear myself away from her pictures, the one with her playfully licking a fish bone sends me nearly insane, and begin my search for the more information about King Elvis.

The first thing that I discovered was that he is dead, which is a little unsettling when you can hear him almost everyday on the Television or Radio!

The second thing I learned was that he has been dead rather a long time, see above for my reaction to that!

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