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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 109 of My Captivity:

For some time I have been keeping my eye on a cupboard door under the stairs! You know, just checking to see where it leads, what is behind it? Do they keep food in 'there'? And is the door ever left open? And if it is left open then can one slip through it and do a little casual exploration, which might be advantageous to a curious Feline? You know the sort of thing I mean I am sure!

Guess what? Today the door to the cupboard under the stairs was left open. Well I was going to say left ajar, which is a small bit of 'open' I think, but ajar sounds like a glass pot for Jam and not the way one should describe an open door and such an interesting opportunity, no matter how 'open' that door maybe!

By the way I like Jam and Hedgerow Jam is very nice, a mingling of four Hedgerow fruits in a delicate jelly, well that is what it says on the bit of the label that was still attached to a rather large splinter of Jam jar from which I was sampling Hedgerow Jam, for the first time. To this day I still have no idea which four fruits were used to make Hedgerow Jam mind you which is a shame because I like to know these things! No I don't know why I like to know these things, does it matter, I am a Cat and all Cats are curious or so the story goes. Thinking about it, it might be a good way of telling if a Cat is alive seeing if it is curious, it is only a thought though and a curious one at that!

Back to Hedgerow jam I have to say the Hedgerows that I have seen from the attic window don't look as though they have any fruits in them at all, just a few piles of Doggy Doo and some odd looking stalks with red berries at the top, I do hope that the Hedgerow jam isn't made from those sort of 'fruits!'

Still back to the Jam (again) or is that Jam jars this time, it is funny how glass jars smash when they are pushed off a work surface, well I don't suppose 'funny' is the right word, but for some of us, arranging an 'accident' for an unsuspecting Jam jar is the only way to open them, and for that matter, in fact, any other sort of glass container.