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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 302 of My Captivity:

Yesterday I will admit I was patting myself on the back, but you do have to hand it to me, how many Cats do you know have written a Diary, and from the ones that you might know, how many have written such a complete and comprehensive Diary, a work of pure genius, and any reviewers can quote me there!

It has suddenly occurred to me just how big this book is going to be when it is published and a dreadful thought hit me, just imagine what the large print version is going to be like!

The nearsighted and short sighted will be able to use it to see over fences if they need to, now how many books do you know can be that useful? Well yes there is War and Peace I suppose, and a few histories of the Napoleonic wars, but not many others.

No I am not frightened to mention Lord of the Rings or the wizard books by Ms J. K. Rowling here, which seem to get bigger with every new volume in the set, but even if you add those to the list it still isn't a long list of very thick books, and I have to ask you how many were written by a Cat and if any were written by a Cat surely this book is the thickest, mmmh I think I am going to stop there, I have started to be a little concerned about the use of the word thick in the same sentence as any reference to me and indeed my Diary!