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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 128 of My Captivity:

With an agent keen to get my Diary published I thought I would spend today checking out how much I have written and how much I still have to write.

This proved to be a real chore and a little disappointing because to my reckoning I have still quite a lot of writing to do and with that in mind I thought that I would press on with the hard work, after all the sooner I get the Diary written the sooner I can get out of here, unless of course one of my escape plans works and I am able to write my Diary from somewhere other than this prison.

After counting the number of words I found that I have written over 110,000 words give or take a few here and there, and have well over 300 contiguous (think that is the right word, I tried contagious but that looked wrong) pages, which is pretty good because it is always best not to have too many blank pages in a book, I would think that to many blank pages would make the readers lose heart if they keep coming across empty pages when they are reading.

Still having a few empty pages hidden in the book/Diary might be fun and it would also stop those dreadful people who have a habit of reading on ahead.

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