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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 182 of My Captivity:

I have to apologise now don't I? Ok I am sorry I know I promised not to mention the invalid again and that I made that promise on the day before yesterday, but really he is fascinating, well that maybe an over statement, but he is the most interesting 'thing' in the house recently.

I suppose that it is my fault really that he is so interesting, firstly it is me writing about him and that is bound to make him interesting, probably even more interesting than he actually is I expect, and secondly I think that just for the moment I may have run out of any plans of escape.

Now you see what good friends we have become, for me to feel that I can share that little embarrassing secret with you, and I hope that you are flattered, you should be. It is really a good job that this Diary is more in the way of a Diary than a book about escaping, mind you that doesn't mean that I don't wish it was a book about a successful escape, yes just one successful escape, mine!