If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
I went there once by mistake. Enough said! Mind you I think I would like to add this sort of statement.
I have a feeling that in a previous life I must have done something terribly wrong to have even accidentally ended up in Algiers, the eternally shabby capital of one of the worst places in the world.
Of course I am absolutely sure that whatever it was, that I did that was so terribly wrong, was done in a former life because I am absolutely perfect now and never do anything wrong ever - 'saintly' is one the best words to describe me although I could think of so many more!
But even this saintly Cat isn't going to bother to try and invent something nice about Algeria as a whole and Algiers in particular, I would offer one word of caution and that is that British people, who don't want to spend much on their holiday in the sun, so that they can buy even greater quantities of alcohol, spend two weeks each year there and they are welcome to the place.
I am afraid as far as Algeria goes and for that matter Egypt and Tunisia, I can only say one thing in summing up my visits and that is I am so glad that I don't live in any of these countries, you get the impression when you saunter around them, trying to look casual, that these unhappy places are just waiting to erupt.