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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Egypt – Fly Tipping Capital Of The World

Flying from London to Egypt even in a crate is not uncomfortable because it is as they say in the airline business jargon "a short hop!"

It means that I experienced two 'short hops' today and neither was very nice. I was impressed by the speed of transferring from one aeroplane to the next, but that is about it, thank goodness they were mercifully short hops!

When I landed I was disappointed to discover that my destination had been Egypt! Why? Well I don't really know why I was disappointed, hang on, oh yes I do! Egypt is extraordinarily dirty and we'll get to that later as you can see from the title of this chapter. There is more to the disappointment of landing in Egypt than just the flies and filth, oh and the heat and the sand, as I said there is more...

Firstly I think that Egypt has had its day! Egypt's heyday was way back when the Pharaohs were installing central heating, hot tubs, fitted kitchens and everything else into their Pyramids, and the rest of the world was eating root and grass stew. In those days Egypt was really 'something' and I expect in those days if you were travelling somewhere and stopped in a truck stop with Egyptian number plates on your car you would get first class service, but let's face it even without the history gags, Egypt has faded somewhat since then. The only interesting thing about the place I can think of now is watching how far it can drop.

Oddly enough this bit was written before the popular uprising (honest) which brought down the current regime and the army have taken over, saying that they are only borrowing power for the moment and they will have elections so that some other clown can run the country into the ground in six months time.

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