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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Budapest

Just my luck, isn't it? I was busily looking for a destination that was warm if it wasn't home and where do I end up? Snowy Budapest!

The flight arrived early in the bluster of a snowy gale, which of course was the only reason why the budget jet was ahead of time.

If we had been landing at a normal airport the only way a budget jet can land on time, I imagine, is that the pilot would have had to radio ahead saying if the airport wanted to preserve their safety record then they had better "bloody well" bump them up the landing list because the aircraft's tyres were down to their last millimetre of tread and they we also very tight on fuel.

In my experience this much practiced little wheeze is used all the time by budget airlines pretending that they have an 'emergency' in one form or the other. It is the only way budget airlines can arrive at busy airports ahead of time and therefore get rid of the bunch of morons who have just risked all and flown with them.

Then the budget airlines cram even more passengers on to the next flight, and get air bound as quickly as possible, because this is the only way the 'supermarkets of the skies' can make a profit!

But the little wheeze was not necessary at this airport. And I use the word 'airport' loosely here because surely not many aircraft with sane captains flying for reputable airlines would take a chance and land here, why? Simple, this airport is used exclusively by that special breed of airline passenger torturers - budget airlines.

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