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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Crate Fate

I can't believe it, I'm on my way back home and before I start bragging about just how clever I am to have managed to stowaway on an aeroplane belonging to Alitalia, the Italian National Airline, I would like to thank their ground staff and indeed the valiant though not vigilant members of the security services, warehouse staff and of course the customs service at Turin airport for being on a continuous Cappuccino break and not noticing a stealthy Cat who easily slipped into a crate in one of the warehouses.

Soon afterwards the crate, with of course yours truly in it, was gently transported by forklift straight into the cargo hold of a Boeing 737 bound for - wait for it, London Heathrow.

Yes I was on my way back to England and home, and as I felt my stomach rise and then sink back somewhere towards my back legs I knew that I had actually 'done it' I was definitely in the air for the more or less short hop from Turin to Heathrow.

I smiled to myself relaxed and sat back to enjoy the flight, which I sincerely hoped would arrive on time because I had some serious sleeping to do to say nothing of a lot of furniture to rub up against.

Happily I can report that there were no complications during the three hour flight, obviously in 'Crate Class' you don't get cabin service but you do get to go home, and on this occasion I was prepared to be treated literally like a budget airline passenger, because home was getting closer by the minute.