If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
You know it was a stroke of luck that meant that I began this Travelogue in this particular way!
Mmh! Let me clarify that if I may! It was the worst sort of luck and a complete accident - or as a more dramatic soul would say - it was an absolute disaster that caused me to be in the back of a container lorry on its way to...? And that was my first problem I had no idea where I was on my way to! Gosh what an absolute disaster!
My idea of writing a Travelogue was to be in complete control of what was going on and to have some extremely comfortable trips abroad, which I could then write about. Jollies, I think they are called! The plan was that the 'jollies' were to be littered with plenty of exotic food, first class flights, premier hotels, loads of presents and enormous treats.
'Chance' is a fine thing unfortunately, and in my case chance seems to serve up nothing but the wrong sort of luck, 'bad' luck, and so without much effort whatsoever on my part, I was on my travels before I had chance to even organise the half a dozen or so flunkies who were going to carry my extensive luggage, provide executive limousines, book the finest hotels, and generally smooth my passage in every way possible.
Mind you on a literary note - I do wish I could have come up with a better way of describing what I was thinking of because "smoothing my passage in every way possible," sounds positively gross! But happily I think that you, my dear cuddly reader, know exactly what I mean. I simply wanted to be comfortable in a plush 'Venice Simpleton - Orient Express' sort of a way.
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