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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Not Nice In Nice

It came as quite a shock really; first I had hoped to be home but Nice, on the côte d'azur of France or French Riviera as they call it isn't home and frankly Nice isn't all that nice.

You know I always believed that Nice would be quite pleasing it has, after all, a name that suggests that it should be rather pleasant, but unfortunately I have to say that it's not as nice as it should be.

Even if you allow Nice two or three marks out of ten for inventing those nice little coconut flavoured biscuits that bear its name to my way of thinking Nice would only score two or three marks out of ten!

What's worse those marks would have to be deducted by judges because the "Nicers" I presume that is what people who live in Nice are called, don't seem to have those nice Nice biscuits in their shops or over priced cafés I should know I spent ages looking for a crumb or two in all of the over priced restaurants and cafés to no avail.

If that wasn't bad enough Nice also smells a bit, I think the smell is from the sea but sadly as with a lot of ports and towns that are near the sea, it's what the people who live next to the sea pump into it that makes it smell, if you know what I mean.

Actually I noticed that there is often a very pleasant breeze that makes the palm trees shiver as it wafts over the promenade and picks its way through the tiny streets full of shops with expensive goods in them. I have to say that the little breath of wind does take the heat of the day away so it would be most welcome if it was just a breath of fresh air.

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