If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.
I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!
It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."
If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!
Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'
Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!
If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...
And why not? That is what I say! Why ever not be difficult on those dreadful frill-less airlines, they are really awful and deserve a hard time from passengers. Just look at what they do or more accurately don't do for their customers, you have to pay to sneeze it would seem, you pay extra for your baggage, stale tasteless sandwich, warm beer and cold Coffee. I honestly think that if you can't afford to fly with a reputable airline then don't bother.
Anyway enough said about that, and now I suppose having said enough about it, I have forfeited any promise of free travel on budget airlines, but then I ask you, what am I missing?
Obviously I don't expect to be treated like Jennifer Aniston when I fly somewhere, and I don't mean to be dumped by a succession of partners. I don't mean to be given the full VIP treatment, but I do expect to travel in a bit of comfort, not to be treated like cargo with legs and to have to pay extra to put luggage in the hold.
Yes we know and I have said that the extremists, and most of them come from hot sandy places, have spoilt air travel and probably doubled the already high cost of flying anywhere, but and it is a very big 'but' there is no reason for budget airlines to make matters worse.
They claim to be giving the public what it wants - well if that is true then I give up on the human race, you lot want what they give you? You're all mad! They claim to be cutting the cost of flying and to be keeping that cost as low as possible? But are they, if they have cut the cost of flying and they are squashing it all the time why is it that they make a considerable fortune out of their dismal endeavours?