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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "The Cat's Travelogue," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Duck It's The Bullet Train

I wonder if you can imagine my surprise when instead of getting off the aeroplane and making my exit through the heavily guarded perimeter of LAX Los Angeles airport I am sitting looking at a sign that says "成田国際ロ港義" if you ever did! And before you say, "yes I obviously did something wrong," I will assure you that as usual I am the innocent party here!

So what went wrong? Where are the palm trees and balmy heat of Los Angeles, the smog and endless "have a nice day's?" I was, if I am honest with you, ready for a stroll along the Santa Monica Pier rubbing shoulders with all of the other cool Angelinos!

Yes something went wrong - obviously - I can see that! And I have a suspicion I know exactly what it was, I was led astray buy a small, friendly and very giggly Korean Air Hostess!

You see I had jumped into her flight bag as she was directing an old couple who'd asked her the way. I had to laugh as I settled into the cosy darkness of her bag as she told them that "frights to Shengen countries left from terminal true."

What a shame that the cute old Chinese couple were trying to find their flight back home to Shenzhen!

Still there was one thing this nice little Korean Air Hostess was right about the couple were going to be in for quite a fright!

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