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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 134 of My Captivity:

Lots of things these days are rated with stars - hotels, websites, beer, Astrologers and so on, although come to think of it, it can't be lots of things, because I have just run out of things on my list, but I was using a figure of speech, and so I hope you know what I mean and I bet right now you are thinking of more things that are rated with stars. Very clever of you, but a little irrelevant, don't you think?

So while patting myself on the back for making you think twice as it were! I will get around to the point of what I was beginning to say.

These days lots of things are rated by 'stars' for excellence; cars, books, TV programmes and films. Yes I have been thinking too!

The more stars that something gets awarded the better it is apparently and so I have been wondering if there shouldn't be a similar rating in reverse, for bad things too, and I have come up with a suggestion.

My suggestion is to award 'Kings,' which will look like playing cards, for things that are:

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