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If you have come here by accident please don't leave because you are in for a real treat. You have arrived at the home page of my www - wickedly wonderful website.

I am The Cat by the way and if you like to laugh and have fun then this is the place for you!

It gives me great pleasure to say that this www - wickedly wonderful website of mine is really becoming a world that I can properly welcome you to. You may have noticed that my amazingly popular website has grown just a little and that is because now I have added my latest masterpiece of feline literature to it "The Cat's Travelogue."

If you let your mouse hover over the bit of the page above that looks more like a peeling bit of wallpaper and then click you will be whisked to a completely new section of my dual mode website and I know you are going to love it as much as you love the original. P.S. The mouse is the thing in your hand, if you are using a trackpad I admire you!

Here you can read a little from my wonderful book "Getting Out - Excerpts From A Cat's Diary," either using a sneak peek of the first 20 or so pages or indeed every day when we show first couple of paragraphs of a different excerpt from what has been described not only by me as 'a work of pure genius.'

Just look at the Reviews page for what people have been kind enough to say, without being forced or paid of course! People can be really nice sometimes or is it just my readers, and I bring out the best in them? Probably!

If you want to sample my wonderful book you can download the first 20 pages here or read on for today's Excerpt of The Day...

Day 153 of My Captivity:

I am now in a divine state of mind, which is better than being in Cat heaven as I was a few days ago. Today I really do feel like the Cat that got the cream, and that Cat is me, 'The Cat,' sorry I was just practicing using my new name!

Why am I in such a good mood? Because, I have just been talking to my Agent online, and he has told me that he has already secured a publishing deal, which is wonderful news.

The not so good news is that, my Agent, sorry to use that term again, I am sure that I will get used to talking about Mr. Leibowitz, 'call me Todd' instead of my 'Agent,' but you, I am sure will forgive me at the moment because it is not everyday that a Cat has a Literary Agent, is it?

Still I am sure you will understand and forgive me! Anyway there is also some not so good news and that is that both my Agent and my Publisher think that I should stay here in captivity until I have finished writing the book which is as we all know a Diary, but I didn't fancy mentioning that little fact to my Agent, because I don't want to spoil things and lose my publishing deal, I can always wait and spoil things later after I have signed the contract, like most writers do!

Although I have around 130,000 words which have already been translated from the original Cat I need a lot more than that number to make it appear to the general public, or my readers as I like to think of them, so that they are not being ripped off, or that is what the Publisher said at any rate, I was personally ready to leave this prison now and invent the rest of the Diary, but they said no, that wouldn't be ethical, I mean really what do Cats know about ethics?

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